http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/ A smattering of sex, a few episodes of erotica, and current events in the land of the "Make Your Own Dildo Kit" (now only $70 US and available in vibrating and glow-in-the-dark!) en Copyright 2008 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:04:34 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Here's the thing. I've been fighting my blogging software for two years now. It's so bad that I can't manage to post an entire entry (see the "Wake Up" entry below... it's missing the last half and I can't fix it) and can't predict when (or if) I can post anything. So, I'm probably abandoning Movable Type and trying something different. It may not happen until May. Or I may just decide to take the plunge (something particularly fun to do when I have way too much work to do and no free time to devote to learning a new CMS). Anyhoo, check back if you find the site down. It may take me a little effort to get everything in its proper place. Congratulations, Kansas! Good game. Memphis, maybe you should spend your summer shooting free throws. http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/04/frustration.html http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/04/frustration.html Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:04:34 -0500 April Showers (April 6 to 12) Not rain. The other showers. And bathtubs. While it's raining outside, you might as well get clean. * Helping Hands (April 13 to 19) Actually, it's more like helping handjobs. If you get inspired, go help someone with your hands. * Spring Flowers (April 20 to 26) After April showers, you get May flowers. OK, fine. I'm a week early. * Say Cheese (April 27 to May 3) Photos taken of themselves. Why else do bathrooms and closet doors have such large mirrors? Last chance to see all of these coeds' dorm rooms before they go home for the summer. You may now resume your spring cleaning.]]> http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/04/more_photos.html http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/04/more_photos.html Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:46:15 -0500 Even though there was ice on the driveway yesterday morning. Even though there is still snow melting beneath the hedges. Even though the town's salt trucks and snow plows still stand at the ready for at least another three weeks. Even though the trees haven't budded and the crocuses have barely poked their heads through the dirt. Even though the robin in the backyard looks lost and lonely and the squirrels look thin and daring. Even though the only spring peeper I've heard quickly gave up finding a mate and went back to sleep. Even though all this says it's still winter... I say it's spring.

And in spring, a man's fancy (whatever that is) turns to thoughts of love. Or sex. Mostly sex, actually.

Sex with you, specifically. Failing that, sex with her or her or her. But yes, first and with all due fidelity, sex with you. Now. Please. Didn't you hear me say I'm calling it spring?

Slow, languorous sex while buds on the trees pop open over our heads like popcorn. Me inside you, smelling spring rain in the distance, feeling the new grass on my skin, feeling your skin on my skin, feeling the sweet slickness of you wrapped around me, our

]]> http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/03/wake_up_sleepers.html http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/03/wake_up_sleepers.html Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:43:04 -0500 Where does the time go? As I valiantly try to get back here to do some writing that isn't just about work and putting meat on the table (just an expression... I'm trying to cut down), I managed yesterday to find a little time to assemble a bunch of new entries for "Photo of the Day." And just because I thought it might be fun, I've decided to run the new photos in themed groups, running Sunday to Saturday. Here are the themes for the next few weeks: * Let's Thaw (March 9 to 15) A nod of the head and a tip of the erection to the arrival of daylight savings time and (hopefully soon) spring (Northern Hemisphere only... if you're in Australia, you'll have to make up ways for the photos to go with autumn). * Go Green (March 16 to 22) More spring, with a little added green flavor because of St. Patrick's Day. * Out Like a Lamb (March 23 to 29) Bondage-themed photos in keeping with March going out a little more subdued than it comes in. * April Fools (March 30 to April 5) Who says sex isn't occasionally silly or that you can't see people smile when they're naked? If you have any photos you think would fit an upcoming theme and want to share, please send them along and I'll try to fit them in. Assuming I don't run off with the first robin I see.]]> http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/03/new_photos_new_words.html http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2008/03/new_photos_new_words.html Sex news Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:50:01 -0500 my holiday greeting for one and all. It's not safe for work. But then, neither is this site. (On the other hand, I am perfectly safe for work. You may invite me for lunch any old time.) ]]> http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2007/12/happy_holidays.html http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2007/12/happy_holidays.html Sex news Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:01:00 -0500