Friday, January 05, 2007
Where did THAT come from?
Clearly I'm not getting out enough online. I know I haven't perused the Usenet alt.erotica.images area for a while. So maybe I saw these hentai images before and they never registered. Or maybe I've just become more aware of odd body parts due to all of the two penises and two vaginas stories (more today!). Either way, I don't remember seeing so many "dick girls" comics at one time before last night. Maybe it's something in the water. Like mercury.For those who don't already know, dickgirls or futanari is a sub-set within the hentai world and has more than its share of fans, blogs, etc. A dickgirl is just what it sounds like: a girl with a penis. Sometimes she has testicles, often not. Sometimes she actually is a girl who has a penis and is just trying to get through her day in her short skirt. But many times she's just a normal anime girl. Well, she's normal except that, when she gets sexually excited for the first time, her clit suddenly starts growing to the point where it becomes this enormous, juicy, veiny cock. Which, of course, is a complete surprise to her! "Oh, my! What ever will I do with this thing?"
* I can't believe I'm five days into the year and haven't mentioned animals yet. I can fix that. Naturally, if a human can have two penises, then animals can, too. Take reptiles for example. Check out the forked snake penis with the spiky things and tell me that doesn't remind you of something you've seen in a sex toy store. If you think the reptiles are odd, check out the marsupials and the echidna's amazing four-headed penis.
* And, while not the same as two vaginas, you can also read about the case of a woman in England who had a double uterus and gave birth to triplets -- one baby from one uterus, and two from the other.
* Finally, since all of your New Years resolutions can't be about losing weight and using more lubricant, why not tweak the things you eat in order to keep the blood flowing to all of the right erectile tissue? Zinc and calcium. Yum.
* OK. Fine. Nothing much here to satisfy your prurient interests. I guess you'll just have to listen an a gratuitious orgasm so you don't feel I've wasted your time.
Comments:
Ooops!
You can probably blame me for the massive influx of futa hentai on the web - I’ve been getting a ton of e-mails about that futa post I made a month or two ago:
<a href="http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com/2006/11/fun-with-futanari.html" rel="nofollow"><a href="http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com/2006/11/fun-with-futanari.html" rel="nofollow">http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com/2006/11/fun-with-futanari.html</a></a>It’s like a bunch of guys just went: “Oh! So it doesn’t make me gay - sweet!” and started downloading (and uploading) like crazy ^_~
Posted by Shay on 01/08/07 at 10:42 PM
Now I’m even more embarrassed, since I didn’t see Shay’s futanari entry during my long hiatus and banishment to the hinterlands… and haven’t read her archives because I’ve been trying to get my own blog back up and running. Will everyone please tell me what else I missed before I tell you something else you already know??!!
It is odd, though. I had seen dickgirls in hentai before, but never in the abundance I ran into last week. Was it Shay or something else?
Posted by Prospero on 01/09/07 at 01:52 AM
hmm… now I think you should go look up some information of the genitals belonging to the FEMALE hyena. you might be surprised!
(yes, I pulled myself out of oblivion. the Wii hurts and I love it)
Posted by JeN on 01/11/07 at 05:33 AM
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