Takin’ Care of Business

I suppose if I were to tell you that I've been incredibly busy for the last couple of weeks and then happen to mention that May is National Masturbation Month in the same paragraph, it might be fair for me to expect a few comments about exactly what I've been busy doing. I understand that. But no. My prostate and I should be so lucky. When whacking off starts to pay the mortgage, call me.

But it's true. National Masturbation Month is here again. The big San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon will be held on May 27. If you attend, you'll find public and semi-public areas to do that voodoo that you do so well. And if you're a voyeur, there's limited seating available for cash donation as well as the live Webcast on Bondage.com. As always, participants are asked to get sponsors — folks who will donate so much money for each minute you masturbate. The money goes to the Center for Sex and Culture, a nonprofit group dedicated to safe sex and general sex education.

Meanwhile, Portland Oregon is having its fifth annual Masturbate-a-Thon tomorrow night, Saturday, May 20. This year it's billed as a Pajama Party of Pleasure and features music, food, vendors, hot movies, and kinky party games. From what I've heard, Darklady knows how to throw a party.

And if you can't get out, then remember that, in celebration of National Masturbation Month, Good Vibrations is donating a percentage of all lubrication sales made in the month of May to the Center for Sex and Culture. Buy now. It could be a long summer with no roadtrips.

Finally, I pass this video along with a question — Why? If you thought regular penises were stupid looking, well… imagine one that looks like it's been inflated with Fix-A-Flat.

Comments:

• But he did not answer the question! Can he still have an orgasm?  And there is part of me filled with morbid curiosity that would like to see him try to get one.

  Posted by Blue  on  05/19/06  at  07:43 AM
  
  

• Don’t you just want to stick it with a pin and see if it pops?

  Posted by Prospero  on  05/19/06  at  08:35 AM
  
  

• I saw enough needle play picture (which was not that many) to say no to the needle.  But did you see the saline injection in penises? Or vaginal lips but anyway it gives that look (though less extreme) temporarily and those I have to say I wondered if needles would make it leak.

  Posted by Blue  on  05/19/06  at  08:52 AM
  
  

• A marathon of people doing themselves?

  learn somethin’ new every day…

  Posted by JeN  on  05/19/06  at  11:57 AM
  
  

• The Toronto sex shop, Come as You Are, is sponsoring the Canadian event. But there doesn’t seem to be a public gathering.
  

  Posted by Prospero  on  05/19/06  at  12:05 PM
  
  

• Glad to see you back. I’m all for masturbation.

  Cheers,

  Ell

  Posted by ell  on  05/22/06  at  05:34 AM
  
  

• Last year I wanted to go join the “festivities” but couldn;t.. and this year I plain forgot! Also, the 27th is my best friend’s birthday so look like i have other plans for my broke self again this year. :(

  Downloading penis vid now…

  Posted by Debra  on  05/22/06  at  05:58 PM
  
  

• When whacking off starts to pay the mortgage, I will retire a happy man.

  Posted by Tom Clarke  on  01/10/07  at  02:46 PM
  
  
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