Going Out with a Bang

It's apparently dangerous to be a crematorium worker in Sweden where church news sources report caskets exploding during cremations. Not only are items placed in caskets as farewell tokens to the dearly departed exploding —things such as bottles of alcohol or bullets or the occasional lutefisk —but it also seems that the deceased's own silicone breast implants are blowing up, posing a serious occupational hazard.

Anyone seen a flaming nipple doing 80 mph in a 35 mph zone?

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