Better a rhino than an orangutan

Speaking of Valentine's Day (and a week later, now that your chocolates have disappeared, should you start again?), perhaps you and your lover should consider the local zoo as the ideal, romantic Valentine's Day date encounter in 2004!

"Why?" I hear you ask. Well, it seems that more and more zoos are hosting zoo sex tours for Valentine's Day. For example, the San Diego Zoo's "Night Moves" program apparently sells out all seven nights of its February run. Programs in Atlanta and Columbus are just as popular. And then there's the Honolulu Zoo. The story, Zoo shares sex for Valentine's from the Honolulu Star-Bulletin Hawaii News tells all about the annual Zoorotica Day celebration. "Porcupine orgies. Rhinos' multiple orgasms. Aroused elephants." Oh, my!

Two juicy animal tidbits for you:

1. Female orangutans mate just once every seven years!


2. Rhinoceros foreplay can go on for days or weeks. Rhino sex lasts about an hour and an half — and the male ejaculates about every one to two minutes!

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