And the Crop Circles?

stonepussy.jpgIs it possible that Stonehenge is actually intended to be a representation of a giant pussy? Anthony Perks, a professor emeritus of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver seems to think so.

Think about it. At a time when worship of an Earth Mother goddess was common, wouldn't it make just as much sense for Stonehenge and other similar stone monuments to be have been built for use in fertility ceremonies as it would for them to be used for astronomical observations and predictions?

Perks proposes that a woman's labia majora could be Stonehenge's outer stone circle (and possibly the outer surrounding mound). The inner stone circle would then be the labia minora, the altar stone the clitoris, and the empty center outlined with bluestones is the vagina/birth canal.

I just have a few questions:

  1. Do gynecologists see "female sexual anatomy" everywhere they look?

  2. Or is that archaeologists never get to see "female sexual anatomy" and therefore can't recognize it even when it's huge, stone, and staring them in the face for centuries?

  3. Would anyone be offended if the Harvard men's crew stopped by to build a snow Stonehenge? Just checking.

Posted by Prospero on 03/12/03 at 11:58 AM

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