Sunday, October 02, 2005
100 Percent As Found!
I've been wanting to write a "found poem" taken from Craigslist Close Encounters personal ads ever since I saw the line, "Want to lick my fresh Brazilian?" a couple of weeks ago. And here it is:Craigslist Poem: lines, no strings
Hey, you! No strings?Want to lick my fresh Brazilian?
Hurry before I chicken out.
I am wet. You must travel.
Slide my panties down, caress my curvy rear.
Have me gaping on all fours.
I don't like my pussy eaten.
Your pic gets mine.
I am looking for a penis.
Would like a nice hard one. Hubby doesn't mind.
Maybe a nice, yummy blowjob.
You? Short hair and not too tall.
If you're thick, you can have my ass.
If you're thick, I'll call you Sir.
No time to meet anyone, but I need to get laid.
I want to fuck tomorrow during lunch.
I don't want a stud or hottie. I want you.
I can sit on your face.
Call me a dirty slut.
Slide a finger inside me while I squirm.
I want to be your property, your sex toy.
I like to scream when I fuck.
Spank me hard.
Pull my hair.
I could use my Rabbit for you.
I want to see you spurt.
My cunt is smooth and shaved.
Your cock is mine tonight.
Posted by Prospero on 10/02/05 at 10:27 PM
Comments:
Wow. I put up a poem and my Technorati rank drops overnight from 16,550 to over 45,000. Ouch.
Posted by Prospero on 10/03/05 at 03:14 PM
They ‘updated’ (read ‘changed’) their rating and link system; my ranking and link numbers dropped a lot too.
You’d think they would warn people, ‘eh?
Nice poem though
Posted by The Girl on 10/03/05 at 06:14 PM
I love this. I’m all about Google poems, but I may have found a new passion.
Posted by ashbloem on 11/30/05 at 07:04 AM
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