Friday, May 23, 2008
Redacted in NY State
Just saw this videoclip report over at Salon.com and thought it made an interesting bookend to our celebration of Masturbation Month:
Oh, upstate New York. *sigh* Buy some lube and lighten up.
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Tags: censorship, sex ed
Thursday, May 15, 2008
This and Mostly That
One of the problems with having been unable to effectively post anything for so long is that I’ve accumulated so many bookmarks of things I wanted to share over the last umpteen months. Now is as good a time as any to clear a few of those out. Spring cleaning! First up, I’m sure there are lots more, but Melissa Gira of (the mostly defunct) Sexerati lists 10 Reasons Why Sex Nerds Make Better Lovers. Here is my favorite of the ten:
Sex nerds know the difference between qualitative and quantitative measures. That is, if you’ve been holding out on tabulating your personal sexual metrics (how many, how much, how often), a sex nerd lover can assist you in taking other data into account (how good, how cute, how skilled) and with way less judgment than your (doctor/ex/weird uncle/editor).
If you don’t buy this excellent line of reasoning, then clearly you haven’t yet enjoyed the attentions of a sex nerd and need to do so. Soon. And for amusement while you’re looking for one, you really need to just go listen to the song “Nerdy Boys” by Candypants. It’ll make you smile.
Speaking of nerdy things to do, Shay from the The S Spot is doing a little scientific study on the effects of watching pornography before bedtime on a person’s dreams. Participants are asked to watch (view online, etc.) two or more hours of porn before bedtime. Some participants might naturally then choose to masturbate or grab someone for a quickie. Those people are members of the “release group.” Others go to bed still horny. Those people are members of the “non-release group.” The research looks to compare the dreams experienced by members of both groups. Care to participate? You can find a better description of Shay’s project and a form for reporting your results here. While you’re there, ask her why she doesn’t list me in her Daisy Chain link list. Sniff. 
Lastly and without comment, I just wanted to make sure you saw this article on the researchers who filmed a young male fur seal trying to have sex with a king penguin. That’s right.We’re going well beyond cross-species antics here. Kingdom, phylum, class… that’s it! Class. Mammal on bird is cross-class boinking. And apparently that’s a new one, even for the jaded scientists.
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Between Us, A Girl (Part 2 of 5)
Walking up the driveway from the car, you and Kristy are holding hands. No one’s talking but the crickets. Moths quietly orbit the porch light as we walk up the steps. I go first, opening the storm door and unlocking the front door. I hold it open. You go in first, then Kristy. As she passes through, Kristy leans against me, stretches, and kisses me on the lips. Her hair smells of herbal shampoo and her lips are firm but soft. She turns and follows you into the house. I close the door, sigh, and turn out the outdoor light.
“I have to pee.” And with that, Kristy excuses herself and heads for the nearest bathroom.
You follow me to the kitchen. We exchange a mutual, wide-eyed, “What have we gotten ourselves into?” look and start to laugh. You lift your skirt quickly, flashing me. “I think I may have left my underwear in the car.”
I dramatically roll my eyes. “I really don’t think you’ll need them any more tonight. Just one thing though…”
“What’s that?”
“You slut!” I laugh as you throw a cloth napkin at me. “So,” I continue. “I guess I don’t have to ask you what you think of Kristy.”
“No, I guess not.” I’m wondering whether or not you’re blushing. I can’t tell in this light. “I was nervous that this wouldn’t work out, because… you know… I met her online and we only talked on the phone a couple of times. But she’s so funny and sexy. And she’s really making this all so easy, don’t you think?” You pause as you get out the champagne flutes. “What do you think of her?”
I’ve taken the champagne out of the refrigerator and removed the foil and the wire cage around the cork. I carefully twist the cork out. Pop! “I think I should let you pick out all of my girlfriends.”
“Josh, you don’t have girlfriends.”
“I know. I’m just saying that, if I did have girlfriends, your taste is clearly much better than…”
“Careful.”
“Present company excluded of course. Finding you was my one moment of good taste after a decade plus of whackos, weirdos, and really mediocre kissers.” I smile broadly.
“Convoluted, but better.” You kiss me. “Seriously, are you still OK with this?”
“Hey, show me a man who wouldn’t be OK with this. It’s not just your fantasy. Let’s go find our girl.”
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Categories: Erotica
Tags: threesomes, erotic fiction, stories
Friday, May 02, 2008
DIY
Happy Masturbation Month! I’m sure all of you are going to take a “hands on” approach to this. Go ahead. Do it yourself. Get your hands dirty. Wait a minute… Something about that sounds familiar. Hmm… Wait! That’s it! It’s Ms. Frizzle! “Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!” Anyone too old to get the reference, go back to your Playboy.
In keeping with the theme… I’m not posting this video (mainly because I couldn’t get it not to autoplay), but I wanted to give you this sample from the See My Orgasm site. Filled with lots of Flash video, small size, decent quality, suitable for posting or for viewing on your PSP or portable video players, this site features lots of free videos of both men and women masturbating. So, while the video quality may not be as nice as I Feel Myself (this week’s sample) or Beautiful Agony (which only shows faces), visit this one for the hard cocks and cum shots you don’t get on those sites. Anyway, here’s that sample video I wanted you to see. What I love about this one is how this guy’s cock is “down for the count” to start. We get to see him coax it into an erection (kinda like petting a puppy, isn’t it?), do various things with it, and then slowly stroke it to orgasm and ejaculation. And his prostate says, “Amen!”
The other masturbation link I have for you to check out also has video, of a sort. Go to Advanced Masturbation and check out the links in the middle of the page under the column “Male Masturbation Techniques.” What you’ll find are small, GIF animation videos of nearly 50 different techniques for male masturbation. I admit, I didn’t need to see the use of the banana skin just after breakfast. However, it was very interesting to see the variety of techniques. You can probably get a few ideas to try out on yourself or on a friend. (Maybe it’s just me, but I think I’d avoid the one with the packing tape on the fingers. Ow.)
Lastly, I have the next two weeks of Photo of the Day themes picked out and pre-posted. And yes, they are masturbation-related:
Here are the themes for the next few weeks:
- Toy Time (May 4 to 10) Vibes and plugs and dildos. Oh, my!
- Polish the Pearl (May 11 to 17) Pick your favorite female masturbation nickname and see these women buffin’ their muffins.
I would like to do a male masturbation week after that, but have to admit that I don’t have the photos. If you have any idea where I can find decent male masturbation photos to share, please drop me a line. Clearly, my collecting habits display a heterosexual bias. 
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